Things I wrote when I was 12
I just found my daily journal for an English class from 1999. In said journal, once a week there was a required free write. Being an enterprising twelve year old boy, I quickly discovered my teacher literally didn’t read anything I wrote, and was just checking it for length. Thus, I began writing some of the weirdest shit I’ve seen that didn’t come from someone who is clinically insane. I’ll share some with you now:
My pants are six sizes to big. they also have wings. They fly through the air like a magic weasle. It is also dancing on pancakes. It was very bizarre. Then it did the splits on my Dad’s head. It swam in a pool of apple sauce.
Uhhh.
I think all of the turtles in the world should be free to wear underwear in malls. But only edible underware, because the other stuff tastes nasty, and it might choke them. Also, cheese should be on the endagered species list. They need t…o have more protection against cheese-eating Green Bay Packers Fans. I like to dance in bowls of salsa. I dance with tortilla chips. Then I ate them. Ha-Ha-Ha! They were very tasty. I don’t like to ride ponies. I only like to ride sausages. They are bumpy, but nice to slice in half. Pants!
UHHHHHHH.
This next one is entitled “Suspense”. I wish I had the picture I was attempting to describe:
In this picture, the cat looks like it wants to eat the spider (I don’t see why). Since the cat pants. Long sheets are japanese and eat weasles
what.
I think that being free is a gift. you have to be very jolly. But if you aren’t it is hard to be free. speaking of bees, I just got stung by one on the way to school. I was on the ground screaming, (It was a poisonis bee) when a weasle said “Get up, you loser!” I said “It is full of poison.”
Some of these don’t even begin to make sense:
The theme in here is shmoboge. It dances in ouster shells and wakes lions. the lions eat the shmoboges and make a la-la dance time. The neighbors got mad and ate their wrinkles. It was too shmobogeish for words. Pants are yummy. Puppies eat pants for breakfast. Pants ate them at once
That’s all for today.
